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    An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he
    called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is
    it or the express degree you told me about?"

    "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,
    why do you want to become a lawyer?"

    "That's my business! Get me the course!"

    Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer
    was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid.

    Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and
    it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the
    lawyer leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late,
    tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before
    you died?"

    In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,
    "One less lawyer . . ."

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    A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store
    laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's
    no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.

    The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and
    once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of
    the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?

    So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him
    to see where he goes."

    Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts
    cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the
    guy.

    About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.
    "Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist.
    The clerk replies "Your house."

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